Monday, July 19, 2010

A Very Serious Contest




Friday night, Andrew and I went on a date with about thirty other people. The monthly cruise night with the V-Dub Club of Northern Utah.

Andrew loves his bug. It is old, it is smelly, it is a money sucking beast with a really loud motor. The neighbors love to comment that they heard my husband leave for work again this morning! (So far none of them have offered to buy us a quieter car, so they can bite me.)

My relationship with Andrew's bug is better these days. I used to hate it because it never ran for more than a week without needing a new fuel pump or transmission. But since it was worked on this last spring, it has been so well behaved that I would almost go so far as to call it reliable.

But not quite.

Anyway, back to the date.

You can't take a parade of 20 V-Dubs on the freeway without at least one breaking down. Especially when it's 100 degrees outside. You just plan for it, and then it's not irritating. It's funny.



And even though a lot of people think that Volkswagens are just smelly hunks of rusted metal that are polluting the earth and waking them up too early in the morning, there are plenty more who appreciate their coolness. We got lots of honks and thumbs up on this cruise, and I swear that none of the fans looked like pot-smoking hippies.



During the course of this evening with the V-Dub Club, we came to the realization that Andrew seems to be the only member who has not yet named his car. This became a problem for me, because if I'm going to start loving this car, it must have a name so that I can call it something besides "That Piece of Shit".

And that's where the Very Serious Contest comes in.

Andrew needs some name suggestions. We decided to get them from all of you! Aren't you honored? All you have to do is leave a suggestion in the comments section, and Andrew will select a winner. The winner will receive a prize. I cannot tell you right now what it is, because it's a secret, but rest assured that it represents the spirit of what we're naming. (I can tell you though, that it is better than both a beer bottle opener or wife beater tank top!)

Here are the specifics of the bug:


(Andrew's car is the one on the right, but he wishes it was the one on the left.)

Year, Make, and Model: 1963 Volkswagen Beetle

Color: Purple or Blue depending on the light and who you ask. I say it's purple, but Andrew says it's blue. I can see that, I suppose; like in the daylight it's purple, and in the black of night you could call it blue if you wanted to and no one would be able to prove you wrong. Interior is black.

Birthplace: Germany (If you didn't know that, you should probably hang your head in shame.)

Kick-butt Motor Specifics: 2110 cc (2.1 liter), approximately 140 horsepower; in other words, loud and fast, as long as it's not laid up with a clogged fuel line.



Contest will be open until Sunday, July 25th, 2010, when Andrew will choose a winner and I will announce the most awesome prize. Multiple entries are encouraged.


Have fun!

75 comments:

Sarah said...

Fun!

How about "Midnight Tulip"?

Sarah said...

Or how about "camo" for camouflage (you know what with all the cool color changing)?

Katie said...

hmm...purple and blue...how but Bruiser? or The Bruise?

Mandy and Lorin said...

Stanley! :)

Lula Lola said...

My first thought is "The Purple Ninja" cause, you know, it's stealthy and stuff.

Dixon Devils said...

"Ticking Time Bug" y'know for ticking time bomb.

David Kestner said...

The Purple Money Eater

David Kestner said...

PeezOChite

David Kestner said...

A Nice Attempt

David Kestner said...

Better than the Van

David Kestner said...

Better than yours

David Kestner said...

Purple People Mover

David Kestner said...

Look you this good when 47 you are?

David Kestner said...

'ol 63

David Kestner said...

Mace Windu

David Kestner said...

(Purple Jedi)

liz said...

Because I love Mad Men, and it's set in the 1960's, I think he should name the car Freddy or Francine or Trudy or Salvatore or Joan or Roger. All character names from that show.

Unknown said...

I don't know why but it looks like Floyd. Or possibly Hendrix.

David Kestner said...

MUFFY

David Kestner said...

john

David Kestner said...

ringo

David Kestner said...

paul

David Kestner said...

george

David Kestner said...

TIMMEH!

David Kestner said...

DEVIL WOMAN!

David Kestner said...

CARTMAN - REALLY KART MAN

David Kestner said...

BUGGIE

David Kestner said...

GOOBER

David Kestner said...

BOOGER

David Kestner said...

BOOGIE

David Kestner said...

TINKIE WINKIE

David Kestner said...

BUGLY

David Kestner said...

BARNEY (THE DINOSAUR)

Sherri said...

Just saw this post...love the bug!! Man, you probably saw tons of people slugging each other when the whole VDub club went by!!

Gigi said...

I immediately thought of Indigo + Roadster so: Indigoadster.

Marcy Kestner said...

Valerie! It is a name from the 60's, the VW is purple, & my baby sitters name was Valerie. However, she used to smoke & call boys..I was very young.
I am a good judge of character...it looks like a Valerie. Hence using the "V" in Volkswagon..just saying.

Marcy Kestner said...

Ben says "Speckledorf" It means: When one is cheated from his money or goods.

Marcy Kestner said...

Victor

Marcy Kestner said...

Virginia

Marcy Kestner said...

Carl- by Ben

Marcy Kestner said...

Antwan, antonio, addie. by Ben

Marcy Kestner said...

Here are some German names:
Wilbur
Von
Valdo-means powerful ruler
Velma-love this one!
Viveka- Means little woman! Haha
Zelda
Trudy-means beloved..oh yeah!
Unisex German Names:
Gerry
Lou
Henning
Charlie
Bailey

David Kestner said...

PURPLE HELMET WARRIOR

Dave said...

Depends on what Andy is trying to convey when he drives it...

How about:

* Pride Ride ('cause it's purple)
* Dragster ('cause it's purple)


Or, non-gay related names could be:

* The Mistress/Other Woman ('cause she's expensive, tempermental, and he gives her lots of attention)
* Furple (... I don't know why)
* Badwagon
* Looooove Machine ('cause I know what I'd do in it)
* Streaker ('cause it's fast)

Kellie said...

Brigitta

Kellie said...

Liesl

Kellie said...

Marta

Jill said...

I think he should name it "David Kestner" because he suggested Tinkie Winkie & Pride of the Gay. I'm still laughing...

Or name it after the person with the best suggestion. Huh? huh?

Todd Kestner said...

The Phantom or just Phantom

Todd Kestner said...

Gracie...cause it is by grace that your wife is still married to you and the bug.

Todd Kestner said...

Millenium Falcon
Falcon
Flash
Seaya, Seeya,Ceeya
Hulk shorts

Dave said...

Purple Hermie???

Dave said...

Shartmobile
Blue Flame

Julie said...

Purple Nurple

Oh wait...that's something else! ha

KLZ said...

The Dark Knight

Sherri said...

Love Katie's idea (Bruiser)! I'm thinking:

Sassy
Peg
Mabel (my favorite old lady name)
Vubbie

My dad has a '59 Studebaker with flames that he calls "Flamin' Stu"..no, he's not gay.

David Kestner said...

But Stu is flamin'

Heidi said...

Blue Moon, cause it works 100% once in a blue moon.

Heidi said...

the pit....money pit

Heidi said...

bugster

Heidi said...

the other woman

Heidi said...

love machine

Heidi said...

blue hole....that You pour money into

Heidi said...

bob the bug, pug the bug, bob the blue bug

Crystal Farish said...

bugger (I guess that's way inappropriate considering what it means in Europe. Too bad though. I guess you could settle for booger.

That being said, I need to tell you that we (meaning my husband) had a VW Van we bought the 2nd year of our marriage. I HATED that thing. It smelled like old people and battery acid -- which is my chief complaint about Volksagens. The smell and the leg room (and I'm 5' 2"). Every single person in my family owned one when I was growing up -- grandparents, aunts, cousins, mom, brother, sister. Everyone one but me. Hence the name -- booger

Megan said...

Ooh, ooh! I want to win! By the way, I totally ignored all the stuff about motor specifics. All I need is a color, baby.

Billy Blue

The Tank

The Blue Ninja

Battlestar Bug

Beetlejuice

The Exterminator

Mike and Katie said...

I loved PeezOchite! That made me laugh.

Lazurus and Madame Bluberry are great, too. There are so many great names on the list. Good luck choosing!

David Kestner said...

Andrew's Achiles!

Anonymous said...

Saint Frances

also known as Francesca Bussa de' Leoni

She is the patron saint of motorists. It is said that when she traveled at night her guardian angel lit the road before her with a headlight-like lantern to keep her safe in her travels.

Sounds like you could use some of that.

Mama M. said...

Ohmigosh. Are you giving away a baggie full of pot?! ;)

Er...now I'm not sure, since I've said that, if I should enter. I'm gonna look like a pot smokin', scrub wearin, mama of 5!

Okay...I'll be a sport and enter...

Vinnie Walker Bug...aka V-Dub Bug.

Ellen aka Ellie said...

Okay, I did some Google searching, and I found songs from 1963.

"Blue Velvet" by Bobby Vinton was a hit, so "Blue Velvet," or "Velvet," or "Vinton."

Then, keeping the German in mind, I came across "Danke Schoen," which is thank you in German. It was recorded by Wayne Newton, so I like "Newton."

There was a song named "Stewball," and that just made me laugh. So I have to suggest that!

They're all a stretch, but it's nice when there's a little pop culture history involved.

Booyah's Momma said...

We name all of our cars! We recently traded in my husband's beloved truck for a family-mobile. The runner-up was Axel. The car reference is obvious, but my husband also liked the reference to Guns 'n Roses. I think he wanted to be able to sing "Welcome to the Jungle" every time he loaded the kids up in the car.

Wrong decade, I know, but food for thought...

Chels said...

Sheesh. Go David Kestner, go!

I suck at naming cars. I think my husband named one of his cars Hitler, once. That's German.

Or Olga.
Or Megatron.
Or Beaverton.

Okay, I'm not even going to try. I suck.

Natalie said...

These are hilarious!!!!

How about:

The Schwartz (as in may the Schwartz be with you) :)

Natalie said...

Helga

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